Plan B is the new Plan A
I just cut my nipple shaving
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
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And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
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I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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