I wish I could teleport
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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