if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
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Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
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Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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