let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
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My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
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Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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