If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
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