Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
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I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
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You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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