we should wear snuggies to the strip club
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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