i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
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I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
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I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
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