Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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