Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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