We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
please come you make the beer taste better
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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