Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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