I love black thongs
wrigley field is MILF paradise
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
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Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
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You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
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