he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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