Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
Randomize
