Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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