i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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