id be glad to
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
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only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
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I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
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