I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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