How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
