i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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