What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
How does one acquire holy water?
Randomize