that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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