You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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