I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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