i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
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How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
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My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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