SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
Randomize
