the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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