But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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