I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
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he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
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Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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