we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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