did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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