apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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