can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
