Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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