I accidentally had phone sex last night
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.