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(615): View more from Tennessee

I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...

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(612): View more from Minnesota

Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?

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(602): View more from Arizona

Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?

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(573): View more from Missouri

and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.

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(443): View more from Maryland

I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.

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(253): View more from Washington

I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips

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(502): View more from Kentucky

like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.

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