You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
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When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
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Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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