my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
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Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
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We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
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