WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Randomize
