im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
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My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Your penis caused this!
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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