Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
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