btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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