The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
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Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
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I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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