She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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