im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
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With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
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I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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