I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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