I think I am morally bankrupt
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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