can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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