you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
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she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
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I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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