I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
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Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
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I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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