Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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