I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
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