found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
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I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
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I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
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