those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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