Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
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you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
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She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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