Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
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Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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