IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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